Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Have You Seen The Greatest Show on Earth?

Moved from Myspace. Original Date 5/9/07

Hey everyone! I am obsessed with HEROES. That is what Dwight just said because I am now blogging about it. It really is the best showEVER. The crazy thig is I work for GE which owns NBC and I am trying to find out who I need to contact to get on the show, or at least meet a HERO. I would LOVE to meet Peter, not Milo but PETER. So I am wondering what would my power be if I was a HERO?

Anyway for those of you that haven't see the show it is about ordinary ppl finding extraordinary powers, and it is the only reason I look forward to Mondays. The thing that sucks is that I have something to do this Monday and will miss the second to last episode. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?? What else but DVR it. We all should have powers. I am not sure what our powers would be but here goes my own HEROES (For those of you that know my family, this is some funny stuff)
HOPE - I am like Peter in the fact that I have multiple powers.

1. Supersonic Snore, even when awake
2. Ability to retain boundless amount of useless information
3. Ability to make human eardrum bleed by nagging

Nathanael - He also has multiple powers, but he is like Sylar
1. He eats everythig in sight, probably the brains too!
2. Ability to fit ito all of my clothes even though he is smaller and taller than me
3. Ability to melt teenage white girls hearts with the flicker of his pearly braces
4. Instantly can fall into COMA after eating
5. Toenail of DEATH (I will have a pic up soon)

Emmanuel
1. Super Booty cheek kung foo grip
2. Consume enormous amounts of liquid
3. Ability to cause human beings to go into convulsions while he dances ad sings to High School Musical

Dwight
1. Ability to hear words before they are spoken (His ears are huge)
2. Attracts the biggest women on MYSPACE
3. Lead hands which can put a child into its place immediately

My Mom
1. Super Super Super Sonic Snore
2. Ability to raise a Army of ADD grandkids

My DAD
1. Ability to talk faster than the speed of sound
2. Ability to tear down buildings with his bear hands and haul it away to the scrap yard for some cash

Nichole
1. Ability to knock someone upside there head even when she is pregnant
2. Ability to mass produce children. It takes a village to raise achild, she has created her own village!

Kristin
1. Ability to assimilate into any social culture she is around

Seriosly though, for those of you that haven't checked out HEROES, it is o Mondays at 9pm on NBC EST. If you haven't saw one episode yet, you should probably wait for the Season DVD.

HATA

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