Random Questions

Moved From Myspace. Original Post 6/29/07

I just have some random questions. Maybe some of you have the answers and some of you don't. So here they are.

1. Why didn't we listen to our parents when they said we would miss our teenage years? and why don't our kids listen to us when we tell them the same?
2. What's the difference between a novel and a book?
3. How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
4. If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
5.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
6. Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
7. Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
8. If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
9. Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
10. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
11. Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
12. Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
13. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
14. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
15. What shape is the sky?
16. Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
17. Why do they put holes in crackers?
18. Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
19. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
20. Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
21. If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?
22. What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
23. Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living?