Top Ten Reasons To Stay Single

Moved from Myspace. Original Post 8/8/07

Thanks Shaketa for the topic. So here it is...

1. The toilet seat will always be where you left it. Unless you have kids at home who happen to be male, and always leave the seat up anyway. So I guess if you are in that situation (like me) it really does not count.

2. Getting the entire bed to yourself. I love to sprawl across my bed. When my ex stayed over, I felt like I had 5 inches of room to sleep.

3. You have the final say on what to watch on the TV. No arguing over soccer vs animal planet.

4. You can come home at 5am, 6am or even 7am without having someone ask you where you have been.

5. One less Birthday and Christmas present to buy

6. Going back to the bathroom.... You don't have to worry about what the bathroom smells like after you have been in there for a good ten minutes.

7. When you are single, Your Opinion is always the Best Opinion

8. You can enjoy all of the silent time you want (once you kick the kids out)

9. When you are single you can tell the person who criticizes your driving to GET OUT!

10. If you are so inclined you can see a different face when you wakeup in the morning, every day of the week!