Top Tens are BAAACCCKKK

Moved from Myspace. Original Post 12/11/08

Ok I know I have not done a top ten in a while, but I am going to try to be a bit more consistent with my Top Ten again. So here we go.....This is my Top Ten for the week:On our show this week we talked about Xmas Carols and there are few Xmas songs I absolutely hate....Here they are
10. Backdoor Santa - Bon Jovi.....Okay I do not even need to listen to this song, the title is bad enough. Santa ain't even supposed to be going into Mrs. Claus's back door, he is supposed to be coming down my damn CHIMNEY!

9. Baby It's Cold Outside - Okay so if this is not the perfect description of date rape, I do not know what is. And they have Barry Manilow singing it to make everyone think it is okay that he is drugging this woan up for a quick piece of ass. Don't belive me READ THE LYRICS. http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/elf/babyitscoldoutside.htm

8. Feliz Navidad - How many songs do you know that has at the most 15 TOTAL words in it and still be as long as American Pie and be a hit???? Please someone explain this to me.

7. Dominick the Donkey - I used to think this was funny before because my pastor's name is Dominick, but I mean for real, now I hate it.The Hee Haw and everything. And as an FYI, the donkey would never be able to survive in the damn North Pole

6. Please Daddy (Don't get drunk this christmas) - Need I say more?

5. Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto - Did Santa always go to the ghetto last and by some miracle, Santa went to the gheto first? I mean c'mon you have a lot of dissapointed kids out there who heard this song and really thought Santa would deliver the Super Nintendo to their houses, and got a brokedown Atari instead. And FYI, Santa is not Black.

4. Christmas Shoes - Now amazingly I actually love this song, and my son loves this song, but we hear enough about make a wish and other foundations throughout the Christmas season. We alsohave to hear about...on a daily basis....about a boy who not only cannot afford to buy his mom a pair of shoes but she is dying too....Goodness I hate crying everytime this damn song comes on

3. Any Christmas song by the Chipmunks - I just don't like them. They remind me of nails on a chalkboard.2. White Christmas - Michael Bolton....Don't you think that everytime Bing Crosby hears this in heaven he sobs loudly

2. Santa Baby - Madonna...She really is the last person that should ever sing a Christmas Song...Please make it STOP!!!

2. Grandam Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Okay there are some songs that we all have grown up listening to and it is a catchy son, but has anyone ever really listened to the lyrics of this song? This poor guys grandmother got runover by a reindeer, died, and he is singing an upbeat tune about it. http://www.allchristmaslyrics.com/grandma_got_run_over_by_a_reindeer_lyrics.htm1.

I want a Hippopatamus for Christmas - Ok for those of you that watch my show you know why I hate this freaking song....This girl sounds like a posessed Shirley Temple. However some people love it. We even had someone call into the show nd sing it to us. Check it out here.... http://www.blogtv.com/Shows/441034/b2XtZ2ZFae7uZ2VGZX&pos=ancr

You will notice there are more than ten......I hate more than ten. Next week, I will do my favorite songs!