Why i Should Be The Next President

Moved from Myspace. Original post 7/23/07

Thanks Eric for the topic. I was going to do say why you should be president, but decided that I would make a better president than you.

1. I know how to spell and read

2. I can write my own speeches and not mess up what I wrote. Besides I would look a lot better on TV

3. I would bring the troops home and let the middle east do what it wishes. Burn it All......Although I would still protect Israel.

4. I would send competent people to help when a hurricane hit.

5. I would not waste billions of dollars on a war when we have people in our own country who cannot eat or put a roof over their head.

6. In reference to 5, I would not boast because the minimum wage just rose to $5.85. How the hell are you supposed to feed yourself on that. Thats an average $234.00 before taxes. Are you kidding?

7. I would let the immigrants stay. Don't even go there..We can kick them out when everyone else in America decides that they want to pick crops on farmland for the federal mandated minimum wage.

8. I would marry Eric, who would be the most handsome first black man in the white house

9. I would change the damn tax laws. Why is it that when I fill out my taxes I have a gazillion forms to fill out. It would be simple....

How much do you make?
Give me 10% of that

10. I would fit the quota for the first black and the first femal president. BTW my vice president would be drumroll please...my sister Nichole. Because I would make the decisions and she would enforce them. You know she don't give a shit what people think about her, as long as the damn job gets done.