Why We Hate Work

Moved From Myspace. Original Post 7/19/07

1. The work we do now is work that our children could probably do, but they require you to have a bachelors degree.

2. We all have that Micromanager that looks over our shoulder for everything we do. Print this, write this. This is wrong wrong wrong. Hey if you don't like it, do it yourself

3. How about the person who likes to kill a whole rainforest in one day.. That shit just annoys me. Ever heard of email?

4. Those stupid meetings where we all discuss what we are going to do and nothing ever gets done. Next week we will able be talking about the same thing that was on the agenda this week. Why? Because no one did what they said they were going to do.

5. Someone keeps making that food that really stinks. Everytime is goes in the microwave it smells like a freaking horse just died. Don't beleive me? Wait till one of your coworkers tries to microwave broccolli

6. There is always that one person that needs to have the last word no matter what. You make a suggestion and he has got something better. You ask for people not to do something because it is wrong (you are actually talking about him) and he comes up with every justification as to why he is doing it right and everyone else is wrong.

7. We all have or have had a boss who has no balls. They just sit there and let everyone walk all over them. So in essence you really don't even have a boss. He is just a paper pusher who gets 5 times more money than you. The worst part is that if everyone called in one day and your boss was the only one there, would he/she even know what to do? Probably not, because none of them know what we do.

8. None of us get paid enough to deal with the nonsense. When I get my check every other week, I am like DAYUM that's it?

9. The happy go lucky people who absolutely love their job. They have been working in the same department for 25 years and they see nothing outside of the little box they are working in. They are completely satisfied and try to convince you why you should be.

10. Ever notice how much you eat at work? My place of employment has a whole break room stacked with food. I am finding myself getting hungry. Gotta go because I could use some Doritos, mac and chees, and a ice cream sandwich at 10:30.

Have a great day!