Monster Wedding

Ok, So i do not know if it is just me or if everyone else in the world may feel like this, but i think i have honestly and wholeheartedly decided that I am not having a wedding....EVER. And the sad part is that as a little girl, it is all you ever dream about, but now i know everyhting that goes into it, and I do not really think I want one.

My sister and cousing are getting married this year. My cousin will be getting married on March 14th, ad my sister is getting married sometime in August. I forgot when. My sister has decided that now her new favorite color is Blue (which was always mine) so that will be her bridal gown colors. And my dress is going to cost me more than any prom dress, and i can only where it onece. AARRGGHH. We have decided that we are wearing slippers though instead of all out shoes. This is all just too much of a hassle for me. And i am not even the one getting married.

But here goes the kicker. So My cousin has her bridal shower this weekend, and I finally decided to go on the registry to see what she wanted. Oh my goodness. As my mom says...this is how the upper middle class live. $80 place setting and that is one plate, one cup a fork, spoon and knife. A $150 food processor. And the worst part is that they are not moving out of her mother's house until they save to buy a house....next year!. Why cant they just have a house warming party next year and get all of this stuff. Did I mention she is 20 and he is like 35. We want to go out for the bachelorette party and she isn't even old enough to get into anyplace.

i have just decided that a wedding demand too much energy and time and money, for 1 day. One day that you will remember for the rest of your life, yeah, but it is still only 1 day. And although it would be nice, I want to be able to celebrate my nuptials with as many people as I can. Get married and have a big party to show everyone i finally did it. And for everyone to celebrate with us. And then be able to spend the rest on a nice LONG honeymoon where we can just enjoy each other. Spend $1000 on the reception and $8000 on honeymoon. LOL works for me....